Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog Hammer Apple Pie Jrs. T-Shirt:
For everybody’s all-American Hero – Captain Hammer! We dedicate this shirt to the favorite dessert of Captain Hammer, the quintessential all-American hero in his own mind. The brawny narcissist of Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog loves his apple pie. After all, he has to keep up his strength after doing battle with the evil Dr. Horrible and after saving damsels in distress.
As Captain Hammer sings to the lovely Penny:
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do
Seems destiny ends with me saving you
The only doom that’s looming is you loving me to death
So I’ll give you a sec to catch your breath
Show your support for our hammer-wielding hunk with a sartorial serving of piping-hot pie. The Captain Hammer Apple Pie Juniors t-shirt is a heavyweight 100% preshrunk cotton maroon Delta shirt.